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But could the bees just be messing with him?

No, I don't think so either.

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Omg, I'm so tired of hearing BUT THE MEDIA!!! in any conversation about anything, anywhere, with anyone.

Hey, did you hear about x?

THE MEDIA IS LYING

Ok, so...

THE MEDIA

Yeah, I gotcha, but...

YOU HAVE TO CHECK OUT [vague online media outlet].

Why?

THEY TALK ABOUT THE MEDIA!

Do they also sell stamps & firearms?

YOU ONLY SAY THAT CUZ THE MEDIA PROGRAMMED YOU!

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